it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight

(via janeswonderworld)


goals in life;

  1. have a friend who becomes rich and famous or
  2. be that friend

(via thefashionablemusician)


I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me

(Source: fuckinq, via wings-of-chocolate)



i know a girl named faith who is an atheist and she thinks thats the funniest thing ever 

She is walking irony. 

(via let-the-tearsfallaway)